‘I’m going to wine down.’ ‘You mean wind down.’ ‘No.’

Scientists: The COVID-19 is transmitted via human interaction.
Programmers:

I bought a Greyhound about a month ago. A friend of mine said to me, ‘What are you going to do with it?’ I said, ‘I’m going to race it.’ .She said, ‘By the look of it, I think you’ll beat it.’ – Tommy Cooper –

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

The first myth of management is that it exists. – Murphy’s law on project management.

Laughter is the best medicine: unless you have diarrhea.

START of sprint vs END of sprint.

meeting /ˈmiːtɪŋ/ n. 1. an assembly of people for a particular purpose, especially for formal discussion. 2. an assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.

What’s yellow and dangerous? Shark-infested custard.

Napoleon Bonaparte — Napoleon Born2Party.