There are two types of good managers: 1. those who take a keen interest in your personal development, meet with you regularly, keep their door open, walk the floor routinely and delegate appropriately; 2. those who leave you alone.
Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development. — Murphy’s laws on technology.
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? “Oh sheet!”
Too few people on a project can’t solve the problems — too many create more problems than they solve. — Pieter Bruegel the Elder (1562). The Fall of the Rebel Angels [Oil on panel]. Royal Museums of Fine Arts of Belgium, Brussels.
A good thing about water is you can drink it at work. The good thing about vodka is it looks like water.
multitasking /ˌmʌl.tiˈtɑːs.kɪŋ/ n. 1. the ability of a computer to operate several programs at one time. 2. a person’s ability to ruin up several things at once.
That’s a horrible idea! What time?
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. — Murphy’s laws on technology.
All project managers face problems on Monday mornings… good project managers are working on next Monday’s problems.
I’m an Engeneer, I’m an Enginere, I’m an Engenere,… I’m good with math.