Build a system that even a fool can use and only the fool will use it. — Murphy’s law on management.
It’s all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits.
What’s a bear with no teeth called? A gummy bear.
What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Autocorrect has yet to figure out how often I swear and how rarely I talk about ducks.
‘Does it bite?’ ‘No, but it can hurt you in other ways.’ ‘Your Agile certifications are worthless.’ ‘…’
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? Because they peel.
Love is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.