You went rock climbing? That must have been an adventure!

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. — Murphy’s laws on technology and science.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!

search engine /ˈsəːtʃ ˈɛndʒɪn/ n. 1. a program that searches for and identifies items in a database that correspond to keywords or characters specified by the user, used especially for finding particular sites on the World Wide Web. 2. a program that enables computer users to locate information and advertisers to locate computer users.

Being a Project Manager is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire, you’re on fire, everything is on fire and you’re in hell.

The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.

Problem-solving flow chart (u/ShenroEU, Reddit).

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most. — Murphy’s laws on technology and science.

Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee. — Bernhard Strigel (1516/1520). Emperor Maximilian I with His Family [Oil on lime]. Kunsthistorisches Museum Wien, Vienna.