Murphy’s Law is a myth…
Programming is 10% writing code and 90% understanding why it’s not working.
Six Phases of a Project: 1. Enthusiasm, 2. Disillusionment, 3. Panic, 4. Search for the guilty, 5. Punishment of the innocent, 6. Praise and honor for those not involved.
Top 10 Signs You’re a Project Manager
Murphy’s Law on Technology #1: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
project manager [noun]. — 1. an organizational leader dedicated to the imposition of the order upon chaos, even if chaos is perfectly happy with the status quo.
Client is the one who doesn’t know why s/he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks s/he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
HR Manager is a person who thinks that… a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months.
Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.