I hate programming, I hate programming, I hate programming… it works! I love programming!
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. – Murphy’s laws on technology.
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine… CAFFEEEEINE
Trial and error, but mostly error. Like, a shitload of error.
freelance /ˈfriːlɑːns/ v. intr. 1. earn one’s living by doing pieces of work for different organizations, rather than working all the time for a single organization. 2. collect one’s unemployment.
I won’t be impressed with technology, until I can download a beer.
Steps to Browsing a Website in 2018 (2019, 2020, 2021, etc. etc. etc. – I don’t see improvements in the foreseeable future): 1. okay I’ll accept cookies, 2. yeah okay I’ll disable my adblocker, 3. sorry I don’t want to sign up for your newsletter… 15. *closes tab* (@iamdevloper, Twitter).
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence (Murphy’s technology laws).
1. Things will get worse before they get better. 2. Who said things would get better? (Ehrman’s Commentary on Ginsberg’s Theorem).