“What’s green and sings?…”
The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
Whiteboards are remarkable.
What’s yellow and dangerous? Shark-infested custard.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? Because they peel.
What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What color is a burp? Burple.
What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
What do you call purple when it is being mean? Violent.
What color is the French flag? White.
What kind of berry has a coloring book? A crayon-berry.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? Because they peel.
What kind of dog chases anything red? A Bulldog.
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted to Mark Antony.
Why did the Orange go out with a Prune? Because he couldn't find a Date.
Why are goldfish orange? The water makes them rusty.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea? A bee in a submarine.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe. Breathe.
Why did the grocery store sell green and purple cabbage? Cause two heads are better than one.
What is a pig's favorite color? Mahogany.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana.
Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Can bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets.
You can tell a lot about somebody based on what color lightsaber they choose.
What did the ivy say to the grass? I am green with envy.
What did the blueberry ask the banana? How are you peeling?
What is a cheerleader's favorite color? Yeller.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? A zebra caught in a revolving door.
What is black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it's ripe.
Why did Mrs. Tomato turn red? She saw Mr. Green Pea.
What is a cat's favorite color? Purrrple.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain? An umbrellaphant.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What color socks do bears wear? They don't wear socks, they have bear feet.
What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea? It gets wet.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with a sunburn.
There were four houses on a street: the red house was made out of brick, the purple house was made out of brick, and the yellow house was made out of brick. What was the greenhouse made out of? Glass.
When is a black dog not a black dog? When it's a grey-hound.
Patient: I swallowed a lot of food coloring. Doctor: You'll be okay. Patient: But I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
What bird is always sad? The blue jay.
What do you do when you find a blue elephant? Cheer it up.
What is gray and blue and very big? An elephant holding its breath.
What color is a ghost? Boo.
What's grey but turns red? An embarrassed elephant.
What is red, white, blue, and green? A patriotic turtle.
Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
What do you call a country with only pink cars? A Pink Car-nation.
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What’s black and white and red all over? A penguin on a rampage.