“Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea.”
I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.
What’s the true definition of bravery? Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.
Ctrl + Z, because shit happens.
I like toilets for two reasons: number 1 and number 2.
Please don’t scare me: I poop easily.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite — but they’re a solid number two.
Love is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
It’s all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Michelangelo Merisi, called Caravaggio (c. 1598). Medusa [Oil on canvas mounted on wood]. Uffizi, Florence.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? — Thomas Gainsborough (1772, retouched 1785). Elizabeth and Mary Linley [Oil on canvas]. Dulwich Picture Gallery, Dulwich.