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Isn’t That Spicy? — Project Management Jokes #Part2

30 Apr, 2022 —Stefania Galatolo (updated 10 Apr, 2022)

Check out this collection of epic project jokes, stages of project management joke, and project management jokes.

Have fun with these funny project management jokes and management joke!

Planning without action is futile, action without planning is fatal.

The same work under the same conditions will be estimated differently by ten different estimators or by one estimator at ten different times.

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

The most valuable and least used WORD in a project manager's vocabulary is "NO."

The most valuable and least used PHRASE in a project manager's vocabulary is "I don't know."

If it wasn't for the 'last minute', nothing would get done.

You can con a sucker into committing to an impossible deadline, but you cannot con him into meeting it.

At the heart of every large project is a small project trying to get out.

The more desperate the situation, the more optimistic the situatee.

A problem shared is a buck passed.

A change freeze is like the abominable snowman: it is a myth and would anyway melt when heat is applied.

A user will tell you anything you ask about but nothing more.

A user is somebody who tells you what they want the day you give them what they asked for.

If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail.

The project purpose statement you wrote and understand will be seen differently by everyone else.

What you don't know hurts you.

Of several possible interpretations of a communication, the least convenient is the correct one.

The conditions attached to a promise are forgotten, only the promise is remembered.

There's never enough time to do it right the first time, but there's always enough time to go back and do it again.

Any project can be estimated accurately (once it's completed).

I know that you believe that you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

The sooner you begin coding, the later you finish.

If you don't attack the risks, the risks will attack you.

Warning: dates in the calendar are closer than you think.

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Isn’t That Spicy? — Project Management Jokes #Part2